Lemons and lemonade

Having been accustomed to the North American lifestyle, I knew that living here would entail certain sacrifices.

I arrived and found out electricity is expensive? Keep all the lights and A/C off, it'll help me sleep early
:D

Hot water heater drains too much power? Shut her down, cold showers will help me wake up.
: )

City shut off the water due to the massive rainstorm? I will walk 20 minutes and borrow some of the school's filtered water, I could use the exercise.
: )

The 'filtered' water was also brown: I can use the relatively clean water for a ghetto shower.
: )

But when a centipede/caterpillar/something with too many legs crawled out of the shower drain in the middle of this...thats just too far. Unacceptable. Overruled. Dismissed. Case closed.

Dominica, let me have my one sanctuary. Its less than 4 ft x 2 ft, and even at the best of times has abysmal water pressure. Pretty please?